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> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> MY bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage
> >has
> >> fungus
> >> growing in it.
> >>
> >> HE'S got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just
> >can't
> >> take
> >> it anymore.
> >>
> >> It's the
> >> >dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.
> >>
> >> I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and
> >Burnt my
> >> knob
> >> off.
> >>
> >> I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when
> >he put
> >> his foot in the hole in his back passage.
> >> And their
> >> > 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my
> >fence.
> >>
> >> I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet
> >roof. I
> >> think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
> >>
> >> MY lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand
> >> >
> >>
> >> I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the
> >wall.
> >>
> >> WILL you please send someone to mend the garden path.
> >> My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is
> >pregnant.
> >>
> >> I request permission to remove my drawers in the ki
> >> >tchen
> >> 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50%
> >are
> >plain
> >> filthy.
> >>
> >> I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
> >>
> >> THE toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it
> >is
> >> cleared.
> >>
> >> WILL you please send a
> >> >man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to
> >drink.
> >>
> >> OUR lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
> >>
> >> I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every
> >morning
> >at
> >> 6am his cock wakes me up and its now gettin
> >> > too much for me.
> >>
> >> THE man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which
> >is
> >> unsightly
> >> and dangerous.
> >>
> >> OUR kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a
> >third
> >> so
> >> please send someone round to do something
> >> about it.
> >>
> >> I am
> >> > single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please
> >do
> >> something about the noise made by the man on top of me every
> >night.
> >>
> >> PLEASE send a man with the right tool to finish the job and
> >satisfy my
> >> wife.
> >>
> >> I have had the clerk of works down
> >> >on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
> >>
> >> THIS is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we
> >can't get
> >> BBc2
> >
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> MY bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage
> >has
> >> fungus
> >> growing in it.
> >>
> >> HE'S got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just
> >can't
> >> take
> >> it anymore.
> >>
> >> It's the
> >> >dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.
> >>
> >> I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and
> >Burnt my
> >> knob
> >> off.
> >>
> >> I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when
> >he put
> >> his foot in the hole in his back passage.
> >> And their
> >> > 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my
> >fence.
> >>
> >> I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet
> >roof. I
> >> think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
> >>
> >> MY lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand
> >> >
> >>
> >> I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the
> >wall.
> >>
> >> WILL you please send someone to mend the garden path.
> >> My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is
> >pregnant.
> >>
> >> I request permission to remove my drawers in the ki
> >> >tchen
> >> 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50%
> >are
> >plain
> >> filthy.
> >>
> >> I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
> >>
> >> THE toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it
> >is
> >> cleared.
> >>
> >> WILL you please send a
> >> >man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to
> >drink.
> >>
> >> OUR lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
> >>
> >> I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every
> >morning
> >at
> >> 6am his cock wakes me up and its now gettin
> >> > too much for me.
> >>
> >> THE man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which
> >is
> >> unsightly
> >> and dangerous.
> >>
> >> OUR kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a
> >third
> >> so
> >> please send someone round to do something
> >> about it.
> >>
> >> I am
> >> > single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please
> >do
> >> something about the noise made by the man on top of me every
> >night.
> >>
> >> PLEASE send a man with the right tool to finish the job and
> >satisfy my
> >> wife.
> >>
> >> I have had the clerk of works down
> >> >on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
> >>
> >> THIS is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we
> >can't get
> >> BBc2
> >
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