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    The answers below are actual responses by website officials, who
    obviously have an excellent sense of humour.

    Q: Does it ever get windy in India ? I have never seen it rain on
    TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
    A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around
    watching them die.


    Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )
    A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

    Q: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa - can I follow the railroad
    tracks? ( Sweden )
    A: Sure, it's only three thousand kms, take lots of water.


    Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in India ? ( Sweden )
    A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

    Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in India ? Can you send me a
    list of them in Delhi , Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore ? ( UK )
    A: What did your last slave die of?


    Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in India ?
    ( USA )
    A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .
    In-di-a is that big triangle in the middle of the Pacific & Indian
    Ocean which does not.. oh forget it. ...... Sure, the hippo racing is
    every Tuesday night in Goa . Come naked.


    Q: Which direction is North in India ? ( USA )
    A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get
    here and we'll send the rest of the directions.


    Q: Can I bring cutlery into India ? ( UK )
    A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.


    Q: Can you send me the Indiana Pacers matches schedule? ( France )
    A: Indiana is a state in the Unites States of...oh forget it.
    Sure, the Indiana Pacers matches are played every Tuesday night in Goa ,
    straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

    Q: Can I wear high heels in India ? ( UK )
    A: You're a British politician, right?


    Q: Are there supermarkets in Bangalore , and is milk available all
    year round? ( Germany )
    A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
    Milk is illegal.


    Q: Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense
    rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
    A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
    All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make
    good pets.


    Q: Do you have perfume in India ? ( France )
    A: No, WE don't stink.


    Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.
    Can you tell me where I can sell it in India ? ( USA )
    A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

    Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in India ? ( France )
    A: Only at Christmas.


    Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
    A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

    Q: Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? ( Italy )
    A: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime.


    Q: Do you have Toilet paper? ( USA )
    A: No, we use sand paper. (we have different grades)
    Still Searching,
    Dick Whittington
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