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  • Confucius says........

    Confucius Says;

    Man who run in
    front of car get tired.

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    Man who run behind
    car get exhausted.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man with one
    chopstick go hungry.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who eat many
    prunes get good run for money.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Baseball is wrong:
    man with four balls cannot walk.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who fight with
    wife all day get no piece at night.

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    It take many nails
    to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who drive like
    hell, bound to get there.

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    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Man who fish in
    other man's well often catch crabs.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Crowded elevator smell different
    to midget.
    ' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.'

  • #2
    He also said:
    Girl who lay on bedspring this spring
    give offspring next spring

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