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    Don't Fart in Bed
    > >
    > > If this story doesn't make you cry from laughing so hard, let me know
    and
    > > we'll send someone right over to check your pulse.
    > >
    > > This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
    > >
    > > The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
    > > loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and
    the
    > > smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
    > >
    > > Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because
    it
    > > was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
    > > perfectly natural.
    > >
    > > She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would
    blow
    > > his guts out.
    > >
    > > The years went by and he continued to rip them out!
    > >
    > > Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner
    > > and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had
    put
    > > the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and
    a
    > > malicious thought came to her.
    > >
    > > She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep
    > and,
    > > gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic
    waistband
    > > of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
    > >
    > > Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting
    > which
    > > was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic
    footsteps
    > > as he ran into the bathroom.
    > >
    > > The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
    laughing,
    > > tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him
    > back
    > > pretty good.
    > >
    > > About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
    > bloodstained
    > > underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she
    asked
    > > him what was the matter.
    > >
    > > He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and
    I
    > > didn't listen to you."
    > >
    > > "What do you mean?" asked his wife.
    > >
    > > "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts
    out,
    > > and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline,
    and
    > > these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > * * * * * * * * * * * *
    3RD GEN 3.0TD 1996 SSR-X BLUE OVER SILVER
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