Moose Hunt

[Albannach]

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They
managed to bag 6.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane
could take only 4 moose. The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the
crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"

"I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

[agoo77]

funny

a cracker, made me giggle alot. question: 2.4 surfs, do they have diff locks, as in all four wheels moving as one..? i would have thought it would be when you are in fwd low but i span up.... can you help, what is the crack then? joke for you.



Subject: shower like a man/woman


This is funny hahaha

Subject: How to Shower like a Woman / Man

How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket According to
lights and darks.
> >
> > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
> >
> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >
> > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
> > sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
> >
> > Get in the shower.
> >
> > Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
> > stone.
> >
> > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
> >
> > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >
> > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
> >
> > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
> >
> > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
> >
> > Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >
> > Shave armpits and legs.
> >
> > Turn off shower.
> >
> > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> >
> > Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
> >
> > Get out of shower.
> >
> > Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> >
> > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> >
> > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> >
> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > How To Shower Like a Man
> >
> > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
> > pile.
> >
> > Walk naked to the bathroom.
> >
> > If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo'
> > sound.
> >
> > Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
> >
> > Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
> >
> > Get in the shower.
> >
> > Wash your face.
> >
> > Wash your armpits.
> >
> > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
> >
> > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
> >
> > Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> >
> > Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
> >
> >
> > Wash your hair.
> >
> > Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> >
> > Wee.
> >
> > Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >
> > Partially dry off.
> >
> > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the
> > whole time.
> >
> > Admire willy size in mirror again.
> >
> > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,light and fan on.
> >
> > Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
> >
> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
> 'woo-woo'
> > sound again.
> >
> > Throw wet towel on bed.
> >
> > I KNOW YOUR LAUGHING ?CAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!!!
> >

[Sancho]

a cracker, made me giggle alot. question: 2.4 surfs, do they have diff locks, as in all four wheels moving as one..? i would have thought it would be when you are in fwd low but i span up.... can you help, what is the crack then? joke for you.

> >

No. You have separate front and rear diffs. Neither lock. You have no centre diff so don't drive in 4wd on the road.

[BUSHWHACKER]

No. You have separate front and rear diffs. Neither lock. You have no centre diff so don't drive in 4wd on the road.

If I read that in the sales brochure, I would think, "What a crap truck!"

[Sancho]

If I read that in the sales brochure, I would think, "What a crap truck!"

Yeah, I don't recall seeing it in the brochure...