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One day a hilux surf owner and a landrover owner die in a horrific head on crash. They both went to heaven and at the gates they are told that they both get a pair of wings,
but they were warned that if they have one dirty thought then they lose their wings.
Well they were both managing really well with no dirty thoughts. Then about 3 weeks later a really good looking angel walks by and the surf owner turns his head and grins, and suddenly his wing fall off. So he quickly bends over to pick them up. But as soon as he bends over the landrover owner grins and his wings instantly fall to the ground.
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A solider and a cop and a fire fighter die and go to heaven. Upon the arrival of the three, Saint Peter greets them at the Pearly Gates. He announces to the three of them that if they can count to 10 he will let them enter heaven. The solider goes up and starts to march Hut 1 2 3 4 Saint Peter says to him sorry son. The cop goes next and pulls out his service revolver and starts to load it with bullets 1 2 3 4 5 6 sorry son Saint Peter says. The fire fighter is next and says 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 well done Saint Peter says and asks him if he can count higher "for sure" the fire fighter says and says JACK QUEEN KING
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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the fire station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The boy is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the boy says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your firetruck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little boy replied, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
but they were warned that if they have one dirty thought then they lose their wings.
Well they were both managing really well with no dirty thoughts. Then about 3 weeks later a really good looking angel walks by and the surf owner turns his head and grins, and suddenly his wing fall off. So he quickly bends over to pick them up. But as soon as he bends over the landrover owner grins and his wings instantly fall to the ground.
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A solider and a cop and a fire fighter die and go to heaven. Upon the arrival of the three, Saint Peter greets them at the Pearly Gates. He announces to the three of them that if they can count to 10 he will let them enter heaven. The solider goes up and starts to march Hut 1 2 3 4 Saint Peter says to him sorry son. The cop goes next and pulls out his service revolver and starts to load it with bullets 1 2 3 4 5 6 sorry son Saint Peter says. The fire fighter is next and says 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 well done Saint Peter says and asks him if he can count higher "for sure" the fire fighter says and says JACK QUEEN KING
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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the fire station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The boy is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the boy says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your firetruck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little boy replied, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."