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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending
the rest of
> me
> life, between the legs of me wife!"
>
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast
> of
> the night"
> She said, "Aye, did ya now. And what was your toast?"
>
> John said,"Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
church
> beside
> me wife."
>
> Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street
> corner.
>
> The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night
> at
> the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You
know,
> he's
> only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
> the
> other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
>
the rest of
> me
> life, between the legs of me wife!"
>
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast
> of
> the night"
> She said, "Aye, did ya now. And what was your toast?"
>
> John said,"Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
church
> beside
> me wife."
>
> Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street
> corner.
>
> The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night
> at
> the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You
know,
> he's
> only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
> the
> other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
>
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