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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
'Human beings are the only animals
that stutter', she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered', she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
could become, asked the girl to
describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard
with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door
got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over
the fence into our yard!
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My
kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff'...And before he could say 'F..ck', the
Rottweiler ate him!'
'Human beings are the only animals
that stutter', she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered', she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
could become, asked the girl to
describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard
with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door
got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over
the fence into our yard!
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My
kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff'...And before he could say 'F..ck', the
Rottweiler ate him!'