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    What's the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?
    The pigeon is still capable of leaving a deposit on a new Ferrari.



    I talked to my bank manager the other day and he said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on.
    He sold me one outside Boots yesterday

    News from the Far East
    Uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last seven days, Origami bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was also announced that Karaoke Bank will go up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended today after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on after sharp cutbacks, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
    Objects in the rear view mirror are losing

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    Groan.......
    ' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.'

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