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In West Virginia a hillbilly's wife came home just in
time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With
super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood,
she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into
the tool shed.
She put his tally-whacker in a vise and then secured it
tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old
carpenter's saw.
The banged up hillbilly was terrified and hollered,
'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that
rusty saw, are you?'
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw
in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna
set this old shed on fire, and then go to town for a cold
beer. You do whatever you
want.'
time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With
super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood,
she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into
the tool shed.
She put his tally-whacker in a vise and then secured it
tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old
carpenter's saw.
The banged up hillbilly was terrified and hollered,
'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that
rusty saw, are you?'
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw
in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna
set this old shed on fire, and then go to town for a cold
beer. You do whatever you
want.'