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  • A few life tips

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling
    water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

    2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else
    to hold while you chop.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
    using the sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
    for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember
    to use a timer.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
    from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
    button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
    will be afraid to cough.

    7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does use the duct tape

    8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them
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