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  • Some people !!!!!!!!

    *One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
    shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
    said...'where???'*




    ****
    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
    one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
    her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't
    think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.*

    **

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    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
    seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the boot...*



    ***
    My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were
    discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
    multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... *

    **
    ***
    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
    attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip
    out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose
    and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
    turned...*



    ***
    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
    lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
    She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
    and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived
    yet?'...*


    ***
    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
    go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
    into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
    'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
    pieces.*

  • #2
    The funniest thing is that everybody knows someone who is that stupid.
    If its not broke don't fix it.

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    • #3
      Yep, most of 'em are in Government.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by BUSHWHACKER View Post
        Yep, most of 'em are in Government.
        you got a word wrong in your sentence....

        "ALL"
        If its not broke don't fix it.

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        • #5
          i was on youtube at the comments section for a video, if i can find it i will copy and paste an entire conversation about where someone said they like something and it got completely mis-understood about 3 or 4 times, and people getting more irate and someone not liking something when they did. hilarious.
          Oh Nana, what's my name?

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