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David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons that Golf is Better than Sex
10) A below par performance is considered good.
9) You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and beer.
8) You can still make money doing it as a senior.
7) It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
6) Foursomes are encouraged.
5) Three times a day is possible.
4) Your partner won't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
3) If you live in Florida, you can do it every day.
2) You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
1) If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
10) A below par performance is considered good.
9) You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and beer.
8) You can still make money doing it as a senior.
7) It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
6) Foursomes are encouraged.
5) Three times a day is possible.
4) Your partner won't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
3) If you live in Florida, you can do it every day.
2) You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
1) If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.