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Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....
>
> Unfortunately, the wife promptly whacked her first shot
> right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to
> the course.
>
> The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now
> we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and
> see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.'
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the
> door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'
>
> When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
> done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique
> bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people
> that broke my window?'
>
> 'Uh...yeah, sir. We're really sorry about
> that,' the husband replied.
>
> 'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
> you.. . You see, I'm a geni e , and I've been
> trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that
> you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
> wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you
> don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.'
>
> 'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He
> pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a
> million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'
>
> 'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got
> it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you
> a long, healthy life!' 'And now you, young lady,
> what do you want?' the genie asked.
>
> 'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
> servants in every country in the world,' she said.
>
> 'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your
> homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural
> disasters!'
>
> 'And now,' the couple asked in unison, what's
> your wish, genie?'
>
> 'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and
> haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years,
> my wish is to have sex wi th your wife.'
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey,
> you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.
> What do you think?'
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You
> know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I
> guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'
>
> 'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband.
> I'd do the same for you!'
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent
> the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other in every way.
> After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled
> over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, 'How
> old are you and your husband?'
>
> 'Why, we're both 35,' she responded
> breathlessly.
>
> ' NO SH*T.' He said, 'Thirty-five years old and
> you both still believe in genies?'
>
> Unfortunately, the wife promptly whacked her first shot
> right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to
> the course.
>
> The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now
> we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and
> see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.'
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the
> door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'
>
> When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
> done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique
> bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people
> that broke my window?'
>
> 'Uh...yeah, sir. We're really sorry about
> that,' the husband replied.
>
> 'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
> you.. . You see, I'm a geni e , and I've been
> trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that
> you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
> wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you
> don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.'
>
> 'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He
> pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a
> million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'
>
> 'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got
> it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you
> a long, healthy life!' 'And now you, young lady,
> what do you want?' the genie asked.
>
> 'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
> servants in every country in the world,' she said.
>
> 'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your
> homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural
> disasters!'
>
> 'And now,' the couple asked in unison, what's
> your wish, genie?'
>
> 'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and
> haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years,
> my wish is to have sex wi th your wife.'
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey,
> you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.
> What do you think?'
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You
> know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I
> guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'
>
> 'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband.
> I'd do the same for you!'
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent
> the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other in every way.
> After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled
> over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, 'How
> old are you and your husband?'
>
> 'Why, we're both 35,' she responded
> breathlessly.
>
> ' NO SH*T.' He said, 'Thirty-five years old and
> you both still believe in genies?'