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After his examination the doctor asked the elderly man: ʽYou appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?ʼ
ʽIn fact, I do,ʼ said the old man. ʽAfter I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.ʼ
Later, after examining his elderly wife, the doctor said:
ʽEverything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?ʼ
She replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: ʽYour husband had an unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?ʼ
ʽOh that crazy old fart,ʼ she replied. ʽThatʼs because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August.ʼ
ʽIn fact, I do,ʼ said the old man. ʽAfter I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.ʼ
Later, after examining his elderly wife, the doctor said:
ʽEverything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?ʼ
She replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: ʽYour husband had an unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?ʼ
ʽOh that crazy old fart,ʼ she replied. ʽThatʼs because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August.ʼ