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    "I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything youwant, but you must eat it with naked fat people." - Ed Bluestone

    "Have you ever noticed Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron." - George Carlin

    You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." - Ellen DeGeneris

    "Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents." - Billiam Coronel

    "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." - Dave Edison

    "Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window." - Steve Bluestone

    "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
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