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  • Thinking on your feet

    Two Englishmen- businessmen in London - were
    sitting down for a break in their soon-to be new
    store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a
    few shelves set up.
    One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some
    thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to
    the window and ask what we're selling.'
    No sooner were the words out of his mouth when,
    sure enough, a curious Scotsman walked to the window,
    had a peek, and in a broad Scottish accent
    asked 'What are you selling' here
    One of the men replied sarcastically,
    'We're selling arse-holes.'
    Without skipping a beat, the Scotsman said,
    'You are doing well ... Only two left!'
    Brian
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