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A rich man living in Dunedin decided that he wanted
> to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and
> neighbours. He also invited Jonah, the only Maori
> in the neighbourhood.
> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of
> his mansion. Everyone was having a good time
> drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ
> and flirting. At the height of the party, the host
> said, "I have a 15ft man-eating Shark in my pool and
> I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
> balls to jump in.
> The words were barely out of his mouth when there
> was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw
> Jonah in the pool! Jonah was fighting the
> shark and kicking its ass! Jonah was jabbing the
> shark in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches,
> doing all kinds of sh!t, like head butts and
> chokeholds, biting the shark on the tail and
> flipping the shark through the air like some kind of
> Judo Instructor.
>
> The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
> Both Jonah and the shark were screaming and
> raising hell. Finally, Jonah strangled the shark
> and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.
> Joanh then slowly climbed out of the pool.
> Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
> Finally the host says, "Well, Jonah , I reckon I
> owe you a million dollars."
>
> Nah, you all right, I don't want it," said Jonah
> .
>
> The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you
> something. You won the bet."
>
> "How about half a million bucks then?"
>
> "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Jonah.
> The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you
> something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche
> and a Rolex and some stock options?
> Again Jonah said no.
> Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jonah, then
> what do you want?"
>
> Jonah said, "I want the name of the prick who
> pushed me in the Pool.
> to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and
> neighbours. He also invited Jonah, the only Maori
> in the neighbourhood.
> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of
> his mansion. Everyone was having a good time
> drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ
> and flirting. At the height of the party, the host
> said, "I have a 15ft man-eating Shark in my pool and
> I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
> balls to jump in.
> The words were barely out of his mouth when there
> was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw
> Jonah in the pool! Jonah was fighting the
> shark and kicking its ass! Jonah was jabbing the
> shark in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches,
> doing all kinds of sh!t, like head butts and
> chokeholds, biting the shark on the tail and
> flipping the shark through the air like some kind of
> Judo Instructor.
>
> The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
> Both Jonah and the shark were screaming and
> raising hell. Finally, Jonah strangled the shark
> and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.
> Joanh then slowly climbed out of the pool.
> Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
> Finally the host says, "Well, Jonah , I reckon I
> owe you a million dollars."
>
> Nah, you all right, I don't want it," said Jonah
> .
>
> The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you
> something. You won the bet."
>
> "How about half a million bucks then?"
>
> "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Jonah.
> The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you
> something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche
> and a Rolex and some stock options?
> Again Jonah said no.
> Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jonah, then
> what do you want?"
>
> Jonah said, "I want the name of the prick who
> pushed me in the Pool.