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    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He

    breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young

    couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

    While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her,

    kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 'Listen, this

    guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of

    time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your

    neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells

    you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously

    very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

    His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.

    He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any

    Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too.'
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