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A man with a black eye boards a train and notices the man next to him has a shiner too.
The first man says ' How did you get that?'
Second man says ' Instead of asking the big breasted girl at the ticket counter for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for 2 pickets to Tittsburgh'
'I got mine like that too!' says first man, 'I wanted to say to my wife ''Pour me a bowl of Frosties please'' but I accidentally said ''You've ruined my life you fat c**t!!''
Made me smile....
The first man says ' How did you get that?'
Second man says ' Instead of asking the big breasted girl at the ticket counter for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for 2 pickets to Tittsburgh'
'I got mine like that too!' says first man, 'I wanted to say to my wife ''Pour me a bowl of Frosties please'' but I accidentally said ''You've ruined my life you fat c**t!!''
Made me smile....