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    for pops sumo & LAURA
    Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

    A. He wanted cold hard cash!


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    Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

    A. "Is that you mommy?"


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    Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

    A. Frostbite.


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    Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

    A. They take the psycho path.


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    Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?

    A. Cell phones.


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    Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?

    A. Spoiled milk.


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    Q. Where do polar bears vote?

    A. The North Poll


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    Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?

    A. ME!!!


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    Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?

    A. In snow banks.


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    Q. What's brown and sticky?

    A. A stick.


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    Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

    A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!


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    Q. What dog keeps the best time?

    A. A watch dog.


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    Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

    A. It saw the salad dressing!


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    Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

    A. It let out a little wine!


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    Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

    A. Put a little boogey in it!


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    Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

    A. At the BP station!


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    Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

    A. Odor in the court.


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    Q. What did the water say to the boat?

    A. Nothing, it just waved.


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    Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

    A. Dam!


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    Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

    A. They don't have the guts.
    Last edited by marky; 21 March 2004, 20:42.
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