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    Taking a wee break from the golf course,
    > Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into
    > an Irish gas station.
    >
    > An attendant greets him in typical Irish
    > manner, unaware who the golf pro is...
    > "Top o' the mornin to ya".
    >
    > As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees
    > fall out of his pocket.
    >
    > "So what are those things, laddie?"
    > asks the attendant.
    >
    > They're called tees," replies Tiger.
    >
    > "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?"
    > inquires the Irishman.
    >
    > "Well, they're for resting my balls on when
    > I drive," replies Tiger.
    >
    > "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims
    > the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at
    > Mercedes think of everything."
    SILENCE........................I ... kill you
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