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A man sitting in a pub minding his own buisness when he gets a punch in the head
Oi what was that for ahh that was a kung fu punch from china
Some ten minutes later he gets another punch in the head
Oi what the hells that for ahh that was a karate punch also from china
So he finishes his pint goes outside to the car and walks back onto the pub and whack
The barman looks up and the guy says when he wakes up tell him it was a spade from B&Q
Oi what was that for ahh that was a kung fu punch from china
Some ten minutes later he gets another punch in the head
Oi what the hells that for ahh that was a karate punch also from china
So he finishes his pint goes outside to the car and walks back onto the pub and whack
The barman looks up and the guy says when he wakes up tell him it was a spade from B&Q