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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her out.... 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...''Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless Harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
'OK, Dad-- as ye wish.
I just came back to give Mum this luxurious fur coat, Title Deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition Convertible that's parked outside--- plus a membership to the Country Club, (takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my New Yacht in the Riviera and......' (her father interrupts) ? 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute, Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'
'OK, Dad-- as ye wish.
I just came back to give Mum this luxurious fur coat, Title Deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition Convertible that's parked outside--- plus a membership to the Country Club, (takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my New Yacht in the Riviera and......' (her father interrupts) ? 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute, Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'