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Everybody on a plane that crashes dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for men who dominated their women on earth and the other line for men who were dominated by their women."
After a few minutes, the line of men who were dominated by their women is very long and the line of men who dominated their women has only one man standing in it.
The Lord gets very angry and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and your mates whipped you all. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here".
After a few minutes, the line of men who were dominated by their women is very long and the line of men who dominated their women has only one man standing in it.
The Lord gets very angry and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and your mates whipped you all. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here".