Man finds a magic lamp and gives it a rub and out pops a genie and say's "I will grant you 3 wishes but beware, whatever you ask for your wife will get double".
So man say's " I would like 10 million quid"
Wham, 10 million quid in the bank and the genie say's " that's 20 million for the wife."
For his 2nd wish he say's " I'll have the fastest and flashiest car."
Wham, he get's the fastest and flashiest car, and the genie say's " that's 2 fast, flashy cars for your wife."
So the genie say's " What do you want for your last wish"
The man thinks about this for some time and the genie say's, " Don't forget your wife will get double.", and the man thought and thought and then all of a sudden the genie say's " Well", and the man said:
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I'll have a mild heart attack.
So man say's " I would like 10 million quid"
Wham, 10 million quid in the bank and the genie say's " that's 20 million for the wife."
For his 2nd wish he say's " I'll have the fastest and flashiest car."
Wham, he get's the fastest and flashiest car, and the genie say's " that's 2 fast, flashy cars for your wife."
So the genie say's " What do you want for your last wish"
The man thinks about this for some time and the genie say's, " Don't forget your wife will get double.", and the man thought and thought and then all of a sudden the genie say's " Well", and the man said:
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I'll have a mild heart attack.