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    AUSSIE LOVE STORY

    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering

    The agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma

    Of his favourite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.

    He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself

    From the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way

    Out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the

    Railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

    With laboured breath, he leaned against the

    Door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's

    Agony, he would have thought himself alreadyin heaven, for

    There, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were

    Literally hundreds of his favourite chocolate chip cookies.

    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his

    Devoted Aussie wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left

    This world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself

    Towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture.

    His aged and withered hand trembled towards a cookie at the

    Edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife

    With a spatula......

    F**k off' she said, 'they're for the funeral.'
    Live the dream.......
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