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I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I
thought, "That's Aboriginal."
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?" I
said, "No, permanent."
I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do
you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
I was at a Garden Centre and I asked for something herby. They gave me a
Volkswagen with no driver.
Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went
T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my
hand."
My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bisatchel.
I was reading this book today, The History of Glue. I couldn't put it down.
I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went
on and on.
The recruitment consultant asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?? I
said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me."
I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I
said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."
I phoned the local builders today, I said to them "Can I have a skip outside
my house?" He said, "I'm not stopping you!"
This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"
I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, "Nearest the bull goes
first" He went "Baah" and I went "Moo" He said "You're closest"
thought, "That's Aboriginal."
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?" I
said, "No, permanent."
I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do
you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
I was at a Garden Centre and I asked for something herby. They gave me a
Volkswagen with no driver.
Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went
T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my
hand."
My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bisatchel.
I was reading this book today, The History of Glue. I couldn't put it down.
I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went
on and on.
The recruitment consultant asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?? I
said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me."
I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I
said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."
I phoned the local builders today, I said to them "Can I have a skip outside
my house?" He said, "I'm not stopping you!"
This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"
I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, "Nearest the bull goes
first" He went "Baah" and I went "Moo" He said "You're closest"