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A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow
copper.He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer
from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock
cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
Glasgow cops expense!!
Glasgow cop says, 'Licence and registration, please'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?' Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a
complete stop at the stop sign'London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and
no one was coming
'Glasgow cop says 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop
Licence and registration, please' London Lawyer says, 'What's the
difference?' Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to
complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'London
Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration, and you give me the
ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.' Glasgow cop
says 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir 'The London Lawyer exits his
vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck
out of the lawyer and says 'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?'
copper.He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer
from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock
cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
Glasgow cops expense!!
Glasgow cop says, 'Licence and registration, please'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?' Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a
complete stop at the stop sign'London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and
no one was coming
'Glasgow cop says 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop
Licence and registration, please' London Lawyer says, 'What's the
difference?' Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to
complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'London
Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration, and you give me the
ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.' Glasgow cop
says 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir 'The London Lawyer exits his
vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck
out of the lawyer and says 'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?'