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    > A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I
    > clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
    > The driver says, "I'm sorry officer, I had it on cruise
    > control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
    >
    > Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the
    > passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car
    > doesn't have cruise control."
    >
    > As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
    > over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
    >
    > The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
    > detector went off when it did."
    >
    > As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
    > detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
    > clenched teeth,
    >
    > "Damn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?!"
    > The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing
    > your seat belt, sir. That 's an automatic £75 fine."
    >
    > The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took
    > it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license
    > out of my back pocket."
    >
    > The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have
    > your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
    >
    > And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
    > turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE F--K UP?!"
    >
    > The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband
    > always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
    >
    >
    > WAIT FOR IT............
    >
    >
    >

    >
    > WAIT FOR IT............
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > WAIT FOR IT . . . . ....... . . . . . . . . . . .
    >
    >
    > "Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."
    Dave
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