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    A woman walks into an accountant's office & tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

    The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.'

    He gets her name, address, SIN#, etc. & then asks, 'What is your occupation?'

    'I'm a whore,' she says.

    The accountant is somewhat taken back & says, 'No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that'

    The woman says, 'OK, I'm a high-end call girl.'

    'No, that still won't work. Try again.'

    They both think for a moment & the woman says, 'I'm an elite chicken farmer.'

    The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do w/being a prostitute?

    'Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.'

    'Chicken Farmer, it is.'
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    .......that made me smile Ian


    Oh and the visit was better than expected
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    • #3
      Cheers. Good i'm glad, see you was worried over nothing. Did the stick work.
      Working at last.......

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      • #4
        And thats my step mum...........
        Working at last.......

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