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A man who lived in a block of apartments thought
it was raining and put his head out the window
to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into
his hand. He looked up to see where it came from
in time to see a young woman looking down.
"Is this yours?" he asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and
the man agreed.
On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and
offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive
he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm
about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you
like to join me?"
He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed
a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to
a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous
evening. Would you like to stay the night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like
this with every man you meet?"
"No," she replied, "only those who catch my
eye."
it was raining and put his head out the window
to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into
his hand. He looked up to see where it came from
in time to see a young woman looking down.
"Is this yours?" he asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and
the man agreed.
On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and
offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive
he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm
about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you
like to join me?"
He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed
a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to
a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous
evening. Would you like to stay the night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like
this with every man you meet?"
"No," she replied, "only those who catch my
eye."