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Sorry, I could not resist this! 
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?," asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, just like in the movies.
I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway,
to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all
over the house. We did everything - me on top, sometimes her on
top, every position imaginable!
"Fantastic!," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky *******. Was she pretty?"
The ugly man replied "Dunno... I never found the head!"
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?," asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, just like in the movies.
I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway,
to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all
over the house. We did everything - me on top, sometimes her on
top, every position imaginable!
"Fantastic!," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky *******. Was she pretty?"
The ugly man replied "Dunno... I never found the head!"