Thought that this might appeal to one or two on here!
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a 2.4 Surf when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop, who was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Surf.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag, and asked, "So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I make £39,675 a year, a pretty small salary , and you get the really big bucks, £1,695,759, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, smiled, and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."
Ken
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a 2.4 Surf when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop, who was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Surf.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag, and asked, "So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I make £39,675 a year, a pretty small salary , and you get the really big bucks, £1,695,759, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, smiled, and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."
Ken