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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
> > breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young
> > couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
> >
> > While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
> > While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
> > "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
> > probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I
> > saw how he kissed your neck." "If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
> > complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
> > nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,
> > he'll kill us both Be strong, honey. I love you!"
> >
> > His wife responded: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear." "He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we
had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
"Be strong honey. I love you too."
> > breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young
> > couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
> >
> > While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
> > While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
> > "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
> > probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I
> > saw how he kissed your neck." "If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
> > complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
> > nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,
> > he'll kill us both Be strong, honey. I love you!"
> >
> > His wife responded: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear." "He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we
had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
"Be strong honey. I love you too."