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A grade school english teacher instructing a group of children poses a question to the classroom. "Boys and girls who can recite an sentence, using the word (fascinate)". Little billy the school troublemaker is the first to wave his hand in response. The teacher sighs and hesitates, but soon little Suzy raises her hand. "Yes Suzy" replies the teacher. " My parents took me to the museum to see the fascinating artifacts" Suzy answers. "Good" the teacher responds "but I am looking for the word (fascinate). Little billy raises his hand again, the teacher scours the room looking for anyone else. Finally Edward meekly raised his hand. "Yes Eddy" replies the teacher. "I went star gazing last night and I was fascinated at what I saw" says Edward. "Very good" replies the teacher "But that is not quite right, we need to use only the word (fascinate). The class is stumped except for little Billy, now franticly waving both arms. The teacher finally gives in and calls on Billy. Now he has his chance. " My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons.........(long pause), but her boobs are so big she can only FASTEN EIGHT".