Horse racing

[MudSurfer]

There were three race horses in their stables at the end of a racing weekend, all looking a bit long in the face....

One leans out of the door and asks "what's up guys?"

"Well" - says another "I was racing at the 2:15 at Newbury yesterday, furlongs ahead of the pack, and out of nowhere, I fell over and lost the race"

"God, that's weird" said another "I was in the 3:15 at Chepstow, three fences ahead, the line in my sights, my best steeplechase ever, and then POW! down I go and lose the race"

At this point a greyhound walks past and hearing the conversation says.

"Wow - I was racing at Harlow the other day, I was miles in front, almost had the hare in my mouth, and I just buckled, fell down and that was it, game over"

The third horse turns to the other two and says "Look at that, a talking dog"

[Chillitt]

There's 2 race horses, one's called 'One' .n the others called 'Two'. One won one race, and Two won one too...

[yorta2]

I think it goes: One one was a racehorse, two one was one too. One one won one race and two one won one too.

[pirate-storm]

now the horse jokes are just getting bad.
it's like whats a horse's favorite tv programme=== neighhhhhhhhhhhhbours