A couple were sitting up waiting for their 15 year old son to come home
from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big smile on his face.
"Hi mum! Hi dad!"he said breathlessly "guess what! I've just had sex for
the first time,and it was wonderfull !"
His mother turned red and said to her husband "He's your son.You talk to
him" Then she left the room.
The father said "Son,thats great.Now you've become a man and I'm proud
of you I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that mountain
bike you've been wanting.I hope you dont mind waiting till payday to get
it".
"Thats OK,Dad, said the boy "i could'nt ride it right now anyway
my arse is too sore !"
from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big smile on his face.
"Hi mum! Hi dad!"he said breathlessly "guess what! I've just had sex for
the first time,and it was wonderfull !"
His mother turned red and said to her husband "He's your son.You talk to
him" Then she left the room.
The father said "Son,thats great.Now you've become a man and I'm proud
of you I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that mountain
bike you've been wanting.I hope you dont mind waiting till payday to get
it".
"Thats OK,Dad, said the boy "i could'nt ride it right now anyway
my arse is too sore !"
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