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Scottish man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scottish man shouts " Awa ye feel hoor that's full o' coos sharn"
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow $$$$.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scottish man shouts back, "Use both hands, you'll get more in."
The Scottish man shouts " Awa ye feel hoor that's full o' coos sharn"
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow $$$$.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scottish man shouts back, "Use both hands, you'll get more in."
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