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    Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter
    around her feet as the day went on. That night, when the festivities
    were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed
    and said, "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing
    me!"

    Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour,
    but it would not budge."Harder!" yelled Camilla. "Harder!"
    Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so $$$$$$
    tight!"

    "Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

    Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla
    exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"

    In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I
    told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!"

    Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God,
    darling! This one's even tighter!"

    At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy
    man, always a Navy man!
    HELEN xx

  • #2
    this kind of joke from a ladeeeeeeee!! lol,u er like the navy then??lolol

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