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A man is driving through the misty hills of Scotland when a huge red-headed
Highlander steps into the middle of the road. As the driver slams on the
brakes, he sees a beautiful woman standing at the roadside. When the car
stops, the big kilted man opens the door and drags the man out onto the
road.
"I want ye tae masturbate!" the Highlander shouts. "Dae it noo...or I'll
$$$$$$ kill ye!
Terrified, the driver drops his trousers and starts to masturbate. With
the girl there, it doesn't take him long to finish.
"Again!" snarls the Highlander.
This scenario is repeated several times. The hapless driver rubs himself
raw and gets cramps in both arms. He finally collapses in a sweaty heap on
the ground."I can't do it again. You'll have to kill me!" the man whimpers.
The Highlander looks down at him and says, "All right, laddie. Now, can ye
give ma daughter a lift to Inverness?"
Highlander steps into the middle of the road. As the driver slams on the
brakes, he sees a beautiful woman standing at the roadside. When the car
stops, the big kilted man opens the door and drags the man out onto the
road.
"I want ye tae masturbate!" the Highlander shouts. "Dae it noo...or I'll
$$$$$$ kill ye!
Terrified, the driver drops his trousers and starts to masturbate. With
the girl there, it doesn't take him long to finish.
"Again!" snarls the Highlander.
This scenario is repeated several times. The hapless driver rubs himself
raw and gets cramps in both arms. He finally collapses in a sweaty heap on
the ground."I can't do it again. You'll have to kill me!" the man whimpers.
The Highlander looks down at him and says, "All right, laddie. Now, can ye
give ma daughter a lift to Inverness?"
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