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Having to Take a Whisper
Jonny was in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Ma, I have to $$$$.''
His mother said, ''Jonny! Don't say $$$$ in church. Next time you have to go, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite."
The next Sunday, Jonny was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, ''Da I have to whisper.''
"Well whisper in my ear son..."
(Aw sorry for that one! Can I get banned for this?)
Jonny was in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Ma, I have to $$$$.''
His mother said, ''Jonny! Don't say $$$$ in church. Next time you have to go, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite."
The next Sunday, Jonny was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, ''Da I have to whisper.''
"Well whisper in my ear son..."
(Aw sorry for that one! Can I get banned for this?)