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1. Why were shopping carts invented?
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
3. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand seeing a man having a good time.
4. Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers will go away.
5. Why do women have legs?
a: So they don't get suction-cupped to their seats.
b: So they can walk between the bedroom and the kitchen.
c: So they don't leave snail trails.
6. Why did God create women?
Because sheep can't fetch beer from the fridge.
7. Why do women have trouble achieving orgasm?
Who cares?
8. Why do women fake their orgasms?
Because they think we care.
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
3. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand seeing a man having a good time.
4. Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers will go away.
5. Why do women have legs?
a: So they don't get suction-cupped to their seats.
b: So they can walk between the bedroom and the kitchen.
c: So they don't leave snail trails.
6. Why did God create women?
Because sheep can't fetch beer from the fridge.
7. Why do women have trouble achieving orgasm?
Who cares?
8. Why do women fake their orgasms?
Because they think we care.
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