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A young woman is having a day out at the circus when she spots one of the midgets amongst the clowns and thinks to herself. " i,ve never made love to a midget, I wonder what it would be like".
Later, after the performance, she finds the midget and propositions him.
A few hours later they are both in her bed making love when she hears a key in slide into the front door.
"S**t, my husbands come home early, youll have to hide".
"Where" says the midget, "its an open plan room".
She says "hang out the window and wait till I get rid of him".
The midget hangs out of the window.
Ten minutes,
Twenty minutes,
Half an hour.
His arms start to tire and with a scream he lets go of the window sill.
He wakes up 4 hours later in the hospital.
Two broken ankles,
Broken arm,
Broken shoulder,
And a fractured skull.
The following day the woman visits him.
"How are you feeling" she says
"HOW AM I FEELING" he screams at her, "Two broken ankles,a broken arm, a broken shoulder and a fractured skull, how dyou think I Feel"
"You were lucky " she said.
"Lucky" he said, "Two broken ankles, a broken arm, a broken shoulder and a fractured skull, how is that lucky"?
She said,
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"Lucky it was a BUNGALOW".
I,ll catch him when the wind turns
Later, after the performance, she finds the midget and propositions him.
A few hours later they are both in her bed making love when she hears a key in slide into the front door.
"S**t, my husbands come home early, youll have to hide".
"Where" says the midget, "its an open plan room".
She says "hang out the window and wait till I get rid of him".
The midget hangs out of the window.
Ten minutes,
Twenty minutes,
Half an hour.
His arms start to tire and with a scream he lets go of the window sill.
He wakes up 4 hours later in the hospital.
Two broken ankles,
Broken arm,
Broken shoulder,
And a fractured skull.
The following day the woman visits him.
"How are you feeling" she says
"HOW AM I FEELING" he screams at her, "Two broken ankles,a broken arm, a broken shoulder and a fractured skull, how dyou think I Feel"
"You were lucky " she said.
"Lucky" he said, "Two broken ankles, a broken arm, a broken shoulder and a fractured skull, how is that lucky"?
She said,
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"Lucky it was a BUNGALOW".
I,ll catch him when the wind turns