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  • Suzuki Jokes

    IM NOT HAVING A DIG AT ANYONE BUT

    YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....

    It's smaller than everything else on the trail

    If you go to get the Sunday paper and come back on Monday without it

    If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside

    If you own it outright

    When the best route from A to B is through the mud, rockpile or over the mountain (or all of the above)

    When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark

    You roll it over and don't get upset

    Your mum and sister can't get in it without help

    You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb

    You search for trails in a helicopter

    You puke when you see a Freelander

    When you know what the wave is and you're not afraid to use it

    You get custom pin-striping from trail brush

    When a low-rider Suzuki pulls up next to you and you get out and bitch-slap the driver

    If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts

    When you pull into the unploughed parking spots on snowy days

    When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail –I don't see a trail!"

    When you've been forced to add SJ410, SJ413, Santana and Vitara to your spell-checker

    Your friends won't ride with you 'cause they don't want to wind up in the desert in the middle of the night

    When your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that you wash your Suzuki

    When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Suzuki

    When you can see OVER a Discovery

    You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up

    When your Bullbars battle rocks and win

    When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off

    When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless

    When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break

    If your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind your house

    When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Suzuki back onto its wheels again

    You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield

    You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents

    Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
    (\__/)
    (='.'=) SQUIRREL MUNCHER GRRRRRRR
    (")_(")

  • #2
    Marky
    You forgot to add :
    Get given a scrapped Suzi for parts but then spend all day driving it around Devils Pit and not scrapping it
    ( It is suppossed to be the 'Parts Dept' on bricks )

    Rick
    Rick...Member of 1st Gen club. ONE LIFE ... GET ONE !!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Vagrant No2
      Marky
      You forgot to add :
      Get given a scrapped Suzi for parts but then spend all day driving it around Devils Pit and not scrapping it
      ( It is suppossed to be the 'Parts Dept' on bricks )

      Rick
      NICE ONE
      (\__/)
      (='.'=) SQUIRREL MUNCHER GRRRRRRR
      (")_(")

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