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A drunk is walking on a street close to a bar with a key in his hand
and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my carrr," the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener
hanging out of his fly for
all the world to see. He asks the man,
"Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out "Holy $$$$ ----- My girlfriend's
gone, too."
and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my carrr," the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener
hanging out of his fly for
all the world to see. He asks the man,
"Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out "Holy $$$$ ----- My girlfriend's
gone, too."