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Bad Wedding Day
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I apologise in advance for the vulgarity of this message but the worst thing that I can imagine happening to a bride at a wedding was witnessed by someone from my work when they went to a wedding this summer. The wedding was in Scotland and the male attendants were wearing kilts (and were true Scotsmen ; )). The best man decided to lift his kilt and sit on the bride's knee. Only he had evidently failed to clean up properly after an earlier trip to the loo and left poo stains right down the front of her dress!!!
I'm sorry but I think I would die (or commit murder) if that happened to me!!
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Think you lot will enjoy
I apologise in advance for the vulgarity of this message but the worst thing that I can imagine happening to a bride at a wedding was witnessed by someone from my work when they went to a wedding this summer. The wedding was in Scotland and the male attendants were wearing kilts (and were true Scotsmen ; )). The best man decided to lift his kilt and sit on the bride's knee. Only he had evidently failed to clean up properly after an earlier trip to the loo and left poo stains right down the front of her dress!!!
I'm sorry but I think I would die (or commit murder) if that happened to me!!
We fell about
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