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A guy walks into a bar in Aberdeen and orders a white wine.
All the locals sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful tuechter from the north.
The bartender says, "Yer nae fae aroon here loon are ye ?"
The guy says, "No, I'm actually from Edinburgh".
The bartender says, "And fit div ye dee in Edinburgh then cheel?".
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? fit the fu**ks a taxidermist? Div ye drive a taxi?"
"No, as a taxidermist I don't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts to the locals "It's aricht loons, he's ane of us!"
All the locals sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful tuechter from the north.
The bartender says, "Yer nae fae aroon here loon are ye ?"
The guy says, "No, I'm actually from Edinburgh".
The bartender says, "And fit div ye dee in Edinburgh then cheel?".
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? fit the fu**ks a taxidermist? Div ye drive a taxi?"
"No, as a taxidermist I don't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts to the locals "It's aricht loons, he's ane of us!"
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