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A new Army Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in
the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up
behind the mess tent. He asked the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
"Well sir," was the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here
and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m.... urges.
That's why we have the camel, sir."
The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain started having a real problem with his
own urges. Crazy with passion, he asked the First Sergeant to bring the
camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stood on it,
pulled down his pants, and had wild, insane s*x with the camel.
When he was done, he asked the First Sergeant,
"Is that how the men do it?"
"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replied. "They usually just ride the camel into town
where the girls are."
the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up
behind the mess tent. He asked the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
"Well sir," was the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here
and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m.... urges.
That's why we have the camel, sir."
The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain started having a real problem with his
own urges. Crazy with passion, he asked the First Sergeant to bring the
camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stood on it,
pulled down his pants, and had wild, insane s*x with the camel.
When he was done, he asked the First Sergeant,
"Is that how the men do it?"
"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replied. "They usually just ride the camel into town
where the girls are."