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  • BBC commentator quotes

    Here are 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on
    British TV and radio


    1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
    Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"



    2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
    Gibson comes inside of him."



    3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I
    once rode her mother."



    4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that
    nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford
    crew."



    5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing
    so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and
    kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"



    6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live'
    said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."



    7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed
    and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight
    inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set,
    but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!



    8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today
    after a 69 yesterday.">



    9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's
    nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."



    10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen
    Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."



    11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
    astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem
    cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his
    shorts."



    12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
    Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use
    Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
    Cutting steps in the roof of the world

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    Murray Walker Quotes

    I've always been a big fan of murray walker, as Clive James once said, "he talks like a man with his trousers on fire!"

    He are some of my favourites!

    Murray: So Bernie [Ecclestone], in the seventeen years since you bought McLaren, which of your many achievements do you think was the most memorable ?

    Bernie: Well I don't remember buying McLaren. [Bernie Ecclestone used to own the Brabham team].

    Murray: What's that? There's a BODY on the track!!!

    James: "Um, I think that that is a piece of BODY-WORK, from someone's car

    "...and there's no damage to the car.....except to the car itself."

    "...and Andretti is going very slowly - he must have an electrical problem of some sort... "(Andretti is touring on three wheels, having hit something solid)

    Murray: There's a car coming into the pits now, they're so unreliable with all those electronics on board.
    James: Actually, Murray, one of his wheels has just fallen off!

    ...... and my favourite

    and ZUMP!
    (Murray Walker describing Michael Scumacher crashing at silverstone 1999)
    Bring me the head of a treehugger

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